Upcoming Ball Game

September 13th, 2014

I am pretty excited because I purchased a suite for an upcoming ball game next week, and I am taking a woman with the Birmingham escort agency with me. Last night, I went and purchased us matching jersey and hats that were not cheap.

I also booked a nearby hotel room where we can spend the night because we already plan on doing some heavy drinking for this special occasion. There are two pools, a spa and a mini golf course and a bar for us to stop in and get drinks at while we are walking around.

They will have a fireworks display right when it gets dark, and I have seen it before, it is truly amazing and last for almost an entire hour. We still have not decided what we are doing after the fireworks, I know it will definitely be a fun night!

I’m thinking of starting a new business

September 2nd, 2014

Times are tough and the economy has taken a drop, life as I know it sometimes dictates that you must “do what you have to do”. I have been toying with this idea of starting an escort service. Life being one of the Heathrow escorts that I know doesn’t seem to be a far-fetched idea for me. The revenue and fun that could be gained would be welcomed. The hours of employment could be flexible and probably would allow for a student like me to finish school. Being an escort would also introduce me to a social network that would offer a more influential and upper grade of acquaintances.

The social contacts could lead to a bunch of financial opportunities. The clients that I have met usually are quite generous and usually always show gratitude through monetary means. Professionalism is a must for whatever escort service I would consider starting.

All tied up in knots

April 25th, 2014

One day after a stressful day on Wall Street one of my buddies suggested a place he goes to to unwind. We had stopped off at our local watering hole and had a couple of drinks and started discussing his offer.

Now keep in mind I have known this man for a good 15 years and when he told me where we were going that was a complete buzzkill.

I looked at him and asked “Are you serious?”

He said “Man I know it sounds crazy but trust me.”

He assured me the Newcastle dominatrix knew how to get the kinks out. So I gave it a whirl. After knocking back a couple shots of Fireball whiskey, I stood before her. Her red leather body suit hugged every curve of her body. She was gorgeous. All I can say is after spending a few hours with her she did get me all tied up and worked all the kinks out.

Things I Can Never Erase

April 18th, 2014

So my mom is into adult webcams. From sitting on her knee and watching Cheers reruns to accidentally walking in on her getting the full live visual of Lamont via the internet, it’s been one heck of a ride. I never would of imagined, but it seems pretty stupid to not have at this point. My parents have been married 30 years, which is more than I’ve been alive. I can’t stand to be with someone in a romantic relationship beyond 1 year, so the idea that my parents made it 30 without some “help” along the way was foolish at best. At first I was really judgemental about it, and kind of ashamed too. I’ve been thinking about it more, and all i can say is “Good for her.” Who is she really hurting? I get we’re a society founded by puritans, but maybe it’s time to loosen up on some of this sexual repression.

Crazy Dad

March 28th, 2014

Me and my father have never really had a close relationship because he likes to drink. Many times over the years he has done some crazy things and nothing he seems to do is really never a big surprise. He recently told me he was going out and he did not come home for 3 days! I did not know if I should call and tell my mother or call the police and report him missing.

He came home and looked all worn down, his hair was a mess and looked like he hadn’t showered in days. I questioned him just like I always have and I really wished that I didn’t. He went on to tell me that he went out to the sports bar and found a woman that he had no strings attached fuck buddy with all weekend. He said that he does this often to fulfill his manly needs.

The Hottie Next Door

December 7th, 2013

Why is gay dating such a difficult activity? Why must we as women get all dressed up in our finest clothes? Why must we take an hour to fix our hair and another hour to fix our faces? Why can’t we just go as we are? I want to go out with that hottie who moved in next door. But why can’t he just accept me just as I am? I am beautiful without all the ornaments, baubles, and bangles. I can be a natural beauty without having to try. Because, that gorgeous specimen sure doesn’t have to try very hard to be beautiful. I have seen that body work out on his weight machines in the middle of his living room. Wow, he makes my heart flutter! Now, let’s see if I can make his do the same. Time to get to work!